I live in a shit hole in Florida, and I can't wait to make my great escape. I'm trying to piece back my life, but you know how that goes. Feel free to ask me anything.

itsstuckyinmyhead:

furriesforlife:

itsstuckyinmyhead:

daretocomply:

strangesadday:

define-werewolf:

things you should totes not view as positive portrayals of love/romance:

  • the great gatsby
  • romeo & juliet
  • the phantom of the opera
  • snape
  • FIFTY SHADES OF GREY
  • TWILIGHT

what exactly is…

I did read the book.  A 107 year old still in high school is a “oh hell nooooo”

speakeasytherapy:

allkillernofiller:

accidentally bumps into someone

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"you don’t have to keep apologizing" 

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spookylemon:

busket:

problackgirl:

*bully pushes you*

*you push bully back*

bully: wtf you piece of shit, that’s reverse bullying

everyone around you: yeah you cant fight hate with hate why can’t we all just be nice to each other

u know this literally happens right

in schools

for real

kids get suspended for being bullied because they fought back or were considered a distraction to the bully it’s not just a metaphor it’s literally reality

Anonymous asked: “i'm not into fat chicks but if i wasn't already seeing someone id still totally bang you”

rendezvousramen:

rabbitlounge:

Even if I’m really thirsty, I’d rather not drink from the toilet.

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shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

shingekinokyojinheaven:

opticallyaroused:

Ladies, and gentlemen, this is the captain. If you look out the right side of the aircraft you will notice flight 195 challenging us to a race.

please put on your seat belts because it’s about to get raw as hell up in this bitch *sound of plane diving*

itsstuckyinmyhead:

Leonardo DiCaprio and Tumblr

itsstuckyinmyhead:

imactuallytrying:

msh30:

team i can’t do math for shit but i can write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour 

team i can’t do math for shit, I can’t write a 3 page english paper in less than an hour, but I can conquer any in class jeopardy game.

Team i can’t do anything but procrastinate on tumblr

newyorkalamode asked: “Obsessed with your blog 😂it makes me laugh all the time! Which is your all time favourite post? Lol”

itsstuckyinmyhead:

I have only seen it in screen shot but i wait for it show on my dash. If you find it send me a link to it, i will love you forever. 

I can only get half it to load but if you find it please message me.

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday
I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

chestpatthumbsup:

omgicantevenasdfghjkl:

karma-drama:

my life goal is to reblog this every monday

I’m tempted to set this up in my queue every Monday for a year.

See this every Monday, Reblog this every time.  (:

Perfection. Monday at 12:29am. Reblog everytime.

buckybernes:

amortizing:

me: “sleeps for 5 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for 17 hours” tired
me: “sleeps for a month” tired
me: “sleeps for a year” still tired

me: “sleeps for 70 years” I am Captain America